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Name: Lennybob
Location: burning shores of an, United States
Gender: Male
Interests: causing pain, harm, destruction, and violence to all of mankind( except those excluded earlier...)
Expertise: devising plans to rule the world and running for dictator. also, coming up with completely random means of torturing and inflicting pain upon others except for those mentioned previously...
Occupation: Military
Industry: Entertainment
Message: message meEmail: email me
AIM:  moldybanana82
AIM:  xwarlord666x
Member Since:
6/11/2004
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| I am neither Lenny or Bobby...I am greater than both of them. I go by the name Alyssa....but most know me as God. Yes, I have created your fithly corpse damned to this wretched planet. So what could be worse you may say....oh I have something in store for you little savages that you couldnt begin to imagine. That is why I will shorten my plans for doom, to a smaller portion, on the plate of disdain.
First off, I wanna say fuck you all, for being little tight ass pussys....no that is most certainly not a compliment implying you are thin. That is simply a derogitory statement IMPLYING that you are a bunch of little worthless terds who are no more than the dog shit under my shoes. I hope you all rot in hell where you belong, and as God i will make sure of this. I spit in your general direction..staining your discusting youthful faces.
So what is Gods plan for distruction. Oh god has been far too forgiving but this is the last straw. Dont listen to that bible, I dont love you, in fact I loath you to no end. My hatred towards your race is so vast that if you tried measuring it would be a fruitless task.
I will start off with the babies. I will feed them to canabalistic men in Figi while the women starve by the fires only hoping to die. Yes, there suffering brings me great pleasure. Next we will move to the children....oh we will have great fun with these. i will possess their little toys to come to life and spill the blood of the bratty ones first then like satan will spill the blood of the inocent. Moving on to the teenys...what to do with these fuckers. I will blare their ears out with their shitty music...mainly the angry kid that has became widely popular...i will blare it til no end until their brains explode....the emo kids will have exploding razor blades that will burst splitting their bodies into trillions of tiny peices to only be eaten by starving abused dogs. Finally the adults....they will just be haunted by inperfections until the point where they all have thousands of plastic surgerys and die.
The end.
thats what you get for being so damn ungreatful. FUCK YOU. | | |
| ok lets see.. now its been awhile... so ive got some new things to say... people suck... school sucks... and ... something else.. but its totally ran away on me.. so idk... and like im gunna take over the bronx zoo... ill train all of the gorillas and buffalo and weasels to be viscious man eatting monsters.. rwarg... then ill train the hawks and eagles to carry all of my little army across the oceans to.... ARGINTINA!! yes indeed... them argintinans are in for a rude of wakening... so after my army is there i shall feed them that midget protien shack i made awhile back... this shall give them mad cow desies and make them rabid... as they foam outa the mouth, the gorilla/buffalo/weasel army will go through out the counrty and eat all of the sheep around... with the sheep now on the very edge of extinction.. this shall cause the grass to grow very high, since there are no sheeps to eat it.. and since the county of argintina is made up of midgets (it is in my world) i will able to go in there and take over the content of south america bc i said so.. and without south america, the whole world will go into a deep deep depression because they wont have their main importer of cocoa beans. with out chocolate, the world will go madd and i will be cool and take it over.. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! | | |
| Here read something completly random
Cheese
| Holy poop dude.. Cheese is like the best thing in the world. Not. But its around there somewhere. But its like good man... ummmm... yeah... cheese.. its like good.. This is wut cheese looks like. Thats not the only kinda cheese.. the cheese you're probally used to seeing is the single slices of like Kraft and pooy like that,... dont get me wrong.. its good.. but like,... cheese man...
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Now you may still be in an awe over the fact that all cheese doesnt just come in a little plastic wraper. You slap it on a samich and your good. well your wrong. Here.. just to prove to you, read this list of cheeses.
- American
- Asiago
- Blue
- Brick
- Brie
- Camembert
- Cheddar
- Colby
- Colby Jack
- Cottage Cheese
- Dry Jack
- Edam
- Farmer Cheese
- Feta
- Fontina
- Gorgonzola
- Gouda
- Gruyère
- Havarti
- Kasseri
- Limburger
- Mascarpone
- Monterey Jack
- Mozzarella
- Muenster
- Neufchâtel
- Parmesan
- Pepato
- Pepper Jack
- Port du Salut
- Provolone
- Queso Blanco
- Ricotta
- Romano
- Scamorza
- Swiss
- Teleme
damn.. now aint that alot of cheese.
Delicious,nutritious, a great source of calcium, and hard to get enough of. With its many tasty benefits, cheese plays a healthy role in your diet and lifestyle. Even if you’re lactose intolerant, you can incorporate cheese into your meals and still feel great. So, do something good for yourself – have some cheese.
Here, make something with cheese
Chocolate Mascarpone Roulade
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Mascarpone Filling
1/2 cup whipping cream
2 tablespoons coffee liqueur or chocolate syrup
2 tablespoons sugar
1 cup (8 ounces) mascarpone cheese
Roulade
6 ounces semi-sweet or bittersweet chocolate, chopped
2 tablespoons butter
6 egg yolks
6 tablespoons granulated sugar, divided
1 tablespoon vanilla
3 tablespoons flour
1/8 teaspoon cream of tartar
3/4 cup hot fudge ice cream topping, warmed, chopped pistachionuts,
optional
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Heat oven to 350-degrees Fahrenheit. Lightly butter a 15 ½ x 10 ½ x 1/2 inch jelly roll pan. Line bottom of pan with parchment paper or foil.
Melt chocolate and butter in a medium bowl over a pan of simmering water, stir until smooth. Remove from heat and cool slightly.
Meanwhile, place egg yolks in mixer bowl. Beat on medium-high until combined. Gradually add 3 tbsp of sugar and vanilla. Beat 5 min. or until yolks are pale yellow and mixture falls in thick ribbon when beater is lifted. Stir egg yolks then flour into mixture.
Wash bowl and beaters. Beat whites and cream of tartar until foamy. When soft peaks start forming, slowly add remaining sugar. Beat on high until whites almost hold stiff peaks.
Stir about 1/4 of the whites into mixture, fold in remaining whites. Pour batter into pan and spread evenly. Bake until cake springs back when lightly touched 10 to 12 min. Remove cake from oven and cool 5 min. | | | |
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Ok. So heres wut were gunna do. First we must gather all of the midgets in the world.. next were gunna throw them all in a giant blender.(i dont think it needs to be that big since they are little people. but shhhh... dont tell anyone.) after they're all in itty bitty peices, we shall smuther them in barbeque sauce. After there all tasting good and such, we might can them and like sell them as a high protein shake or sumtin like that. Then we can open a store that sells this drink. but it'll just be a front for an illegel monkey raping socioty. and if you tell anybody about this you might die...accidentally ofcourse | | |
| Plan number 4965730574 for world domination and destruction of all mankind. The first thing that we do is gather up a small sum of money. With this small fortune, we wonder to the nearest food depot. With the small fortune in hand, we go and buy all the soda that our small fortune of $2.59 can afford. I assume that it will only be a twelve pack of the generic brand that the market carries. With this soda now, most likely orange, Leonard and I will drink every can in the pack. Now with all this sugar in our blood, we will become clinically insane and threaten our closest pet store for all of their hamsters or we shall set all of the crickets loose and they will inhabit the entire store and eventually take over. Now with these hamsters and us insane, we shall cannibalize these rodents and they will develop their own form of "mad cow disease". Now with the hamsters thrashing at each other, evaluation will take place and prove the theory of the survival of the fittest. Now with these Cricetus about the size of a pregnant woman laying down with her legs spread apart at birth, and their brains large enough to have them commit to mind control, we shall invent a devise that will control their minds. With Lennybob in control of the hamster world, we shall feed them nothing but testosterone until they grow to the size of a trailer. With them as large as needed, we will start to feed them strictly on human flesh. After this many years, we will start to deprive them of this tasty and satisfying treat until we will end their consumption of it. This will cause them to go mad, and they will start to find there own food. This means that they will start to eat you! Now that the mutant hamsters are now looking for human flesh on their own and eating everyone that they see, this means that the human race will come to an end. Although me and Leonard are still alive (and Australia, and some others) we will rule the world. LENNYBOB FOR DICTATOR!!! | | |
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