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Lennybob
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Name: Lennybob
Country: United States
State: burning shores of an
Gender: Male
Interests: causing pain, harm, destruction, and violence to all of mankind( except those excluded earlier...)
Expertise: devising plans to rule the world and running for dictator. also, coming up with completely random means of torturing and inflicting pain upon others except for those mentioned previously...
Occupation: Military
Industry: Entertainment
Message: message meEmail: email me
AIM:  moldybanana82
AIM:  xwarlord666x
Member Since:
6/11/2004
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| oh...GODSMACK SUCKS!!!!!! I HOPE THIS PISSES OFF ALOT OF PEOPLE, AND IF IT DOES, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!!HEE HEE!!!! | | |
| Plan number 61914575614 for world domination.. first, we find a healthy batch of kittens.then, we pump them up on steroids and testosterone until there testicles fall off, and then we drive meathooks through all of their faces! we then proceed to hang them by their tails until the blood drains from theirt bodies through the many openings in thier faces. after the hanging, we send their rotten, steroid pumped bodies through a meat processor, and then spread their remains all over the ground, where their bodies would continue to decompose, leaving steroid and testosterone pumped nutrients for the worms to eat. these now steroid packed worms will mutate and become SUPERHUGE!!!, approximately this big!!!!. these now SUPERHUGE!!! worms will not find enough food in the ground, and adopt carnivorous qualities, where they would then begin rising to the surface, having a bloodlust for mankind. me and bob would develop a worm-mind-controlling-device-thingy© that would allow us to control the mind of these mutants. we would then tell everyone to vote for us as dictators, or they would be eaten, and after we win the dictatorship, we would sick the worms on all of mankind anyways, just out of spite and because we can. after running out of mans flesh, the worms would become cannabalistic and begin eating and killing eachother, leading their race into a mass extinction, which, in turn, because of the lack of worms to make soil, would kill off the planet, forcing us to setup a moonbase on the sun(bobs idea...).
THE END.
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| here is one of our plans for world domination...first, we buy a big jumbo jet, 747 preferrably, modify it into a zero gravity/oxygen tolerable vehicle, get a bunch of 4 wheelers( for our own entertainment purposes only, of course...),and drop frozen exploding bananas down all the geysers at yellowstone, thus triggering the supervolcanoe underneath to erupt, destroying all of mankind (including canada!!!!!!) ,while we fly into space and setup a moonbase on mars!!!! we would then vote for ourselves as dictators of everything, forcing ourselves to reproduce and repopulate the world, and we could kill off any one who pisses us off!!!! | | |
| Yes, the statement made earlier about Lennybob hating everyone BUT sarah and katie is, indeed, true.FUCK YOU ALL, MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!
MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
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| Mission Statement: The goal of this site is to make all of you sick fuckers out there laugh your asses off at our randomness and also to bring you EXTREMELY racist humor and, yeah.... you'll see...we'll have other shit on here, too... | | |
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